OUTERBOUND

You're all bark and no bite, constantly getting yourself into arguments because of your self-centered ass always trying to gain attention, even if it’s in the worst way possible.

The bite part applies to how you can’t connect with people at all. You could say something, but the instant you run out of bread and toothpaste, you bet your ass you stopwatch the amount of seconds it takes to walk to and from a seven-eleven. You’d rather surround yourself with books and the figurines you’ve had shipped to your hive. It's surprising it's even clean, but considering you don’t eat all that much, it makes sense. The only other thing you do besides playing games and reading books, is drawing the fantasies you could only wish would one day come true.

You want to go outside. You want to meet new people. Maybe the people you used to know. But you’re too much of a social reject with how cowardly and sleazy you are. The best you can do is awkwardly wave at people, hoping they will somehow propose the opportunity for a conversation. Then again, you can’t even get a matesprit and with how word spread around of your whoring behavior. You have the feeling you won’t get one soon.

To put it short, you’re a dickhead, and on top of that, you’re also too much of a loser to do the shit you do online in real life. You’re lazy, antisocial, and as mentioned before, a whore. If believe if there was a contest for the most useless living creature in the world, you’d land first place like the leech you are. That doesn't stop you from stealing others Barnes & Noble money though.

Your troll tag is deprivedEncore.

You have a heavy voice~ crack that falls off~ your tongue like~ honey. Many people interpret~ it as flirting~, others~ like you mean~ to do it the~ instant their matesprit~ enters their~ hive. It kind of~ matches your flirty but cheesy~ attitude.