Oh? You mean this silly feller? This tiny little Blåhaj from IKEA has been laying on your bed for as long as you can remember. You named him JEDIDIAH You've went on MANY ADVENTURES with him; you'd carry him around when you felt overstimulated by your surroundings. You would cradle him, take him on walks, and perform your DAILY ACTIVITIES with him like eating and sleeping. He's a companion that's never left your side. He's like a spirit animal to you. Though one day, a tragic MISHAP had occurred when you were in your hive. A little BLUE STAIN had been made on your beloved Blåhaj when you attempted to feed him toothpaste. In a panic, you grabbed a tissue and started trying to rub off the stain, which only smearted it further across his soft polyester skin. You pestered one of your FRIENDS on your chat client, sending a screenshot of the mess you've made on your shark friend, to which they responded with "paste boy masturbates once again." They thought this was the funniest thing they've said in sweeps, forwarding their comment to your other friends. This had led all of them to collectively wonder if you ejaculate blue cum.
Like you reiterated before: word spreads around quickly. Maybe that's why people don't come to visit your hive anymore...