-- sumptuousArtisan began trolling deprivedEncore --

SA: sup pas+e b%y r u st!ll fuck!n +ha+ shark

DE: Oh~ not right~ now Saurie! I'm~ trying to do~ something~

SA: wha+ c%uld y%u p%ss!bly be d%!ng +ha+s m%re !mp%r+an+ +% y%u %+her +han ea+ing +%%+hpas+e

DE: Listen, unlike you~ I actually have~ some important matters~ to attend to!

SA: kay well can y%u f!n!sh fas+er cuz ! g%+ s%me inf% +% lay d%wn

SA: and ! d%n+ mean +ha+ !n a sexual way

SA: unless y%u are

SA: eugh gr%ss man are y%u +ex+ing me wh!le y%ure mas+urba+!ng

DE: What? No! I'm~ not THAT degenerative~

DE: Even then, what makes~ you think~ you~ are worthy of~ my attention at this moment? If I'm~ busy, I'm busy~ doing something~ obviously~ more important~ than what you~ feel the dying~ need to express~ right now.

SA: %kay s% def!n!+ely n%+ mas+urba+!ng, can'+ +ype +ha+ fas+ w!+h %ne hand

SA: bu+ +% pu+ !+ sh%r+ and swee+ f%r y%ur pas+y cerebral c%r+ex, FS !s back n apparen+ly he's g%+ s%meth!ng f%r us +% play. !+s %ne %f +h%se rpg wha+chamacall!+s bu+ fr%m +he l%%ks %f !+ !+s s%meth!ng b!gger +han +he games we used +% play

SA: plus he was pre++y exc!+ed +% share !+ and u kn%w +ha+ guy doesn'+ c%me %u+ %f h!s mancave unless +here's s%meth!ng really wr!ggl!ng deep !ns!de h!s fr%n+al l%be

SA: !+ s%unds pr%m!s!ng

SA: whaddya +h!nk

DE: That was the~ news?

DE: Everytime we play~ one of his~ fuckass little games~ he throws a~ tantrum when one~ thing goes wrong~ and goes into~ hibernation for another~ ten sweeps

DE: You should know~ this by now~

DE: When was one~ time that Roelin~ ACTUALLY stayed to~ continue his game~ without freaking out~ over someone not~ following his every~ order down to~ the fine print~

DE: You can't get~ it through his~ thick skull that~ we can't read~ minds and he's~ actually going to~ have to explain~ to us how~ the fuck we're~ supposed to play.

SA: !dk bu+ !m b%red and s% are y%u !f ur ac+ually +alk!ng +% me f%r %nce

SA: can'+ den%y +ha+

DE: You're seriously gonna~ give him another~ chance?

SA: d%%d hes l!+erally +he %nly %ne wh%'s even b%+hered +% message +he gc !n l!ke

SA: a m%n+h

SA: +ha+s +%% l%ng %f a wa!+ f%r me +% ge+ %u+ and g% d% s%meth!ng

SA: and !m cer+ainly n%+ d%!ng exerc!se

SA: !f u wanna s+ay !n here and s+ain s%me m%re s+uffed an!mals +hen f!ne !ll leave y%u +% !+ bu+ y%u're cer+ainly gonna ge+ a message fr%m h!m regardless

SA: !m jus+ here +% lay !+ d%wn bef%re he d%es

SA: an early b!rd !f y%u w!ll

SA: cep+ w!+h%u+ a w%rm

DE: Okay, well thanks~ for at least~ having the time~ and energy to~ notify me about~ it.

DE: I guess I'll~ be looking out~ for a message~

SA: a++ab%y +ha+s wha+ ! +h%ugh+

SA: +%%dles sharkfucker

-- sumptuousArtisan gave up trolling deprivedEncore --